It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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