so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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