I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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