Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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