Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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