So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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