What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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