I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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