he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
smell my finger.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
