id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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