I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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