Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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