her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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