Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
