so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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