So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
you never un-have a 4some
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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