I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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