There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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