all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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