Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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