So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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