Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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