If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
