He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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