there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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