Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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