How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i need some magic done to my vagina
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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