fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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