Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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