No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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