Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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