so that wasnt chicken after all
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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