some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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