At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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