I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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