lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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