I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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