just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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