I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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