Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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