I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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