i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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