Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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