Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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