So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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