Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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