your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
