I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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