Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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