can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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