Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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