The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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