Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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